I'm random
I speak my mind, if you've got a problem with it, go fuck yourself :D
any questions?
 
 
 

Look who has a sister..

soundlyawake:

notthehellyourwhales:

mrvys:

So I’m not the only one who thinks that she’s way cooler than him, right?

Because yeah he’s running a marathon and it’s sweaty and intense and shit but she’s running an obstacle course WITH FIRE IN IT and she’s just like, “I don’t give a fuck. Fire? That’s adorable, you think FIRE can stop me, haha, that’s cute.”

Is she wearing a tiny, orange sombrero?

 
 
 
 
 
 
  • romeo: hey i just met you.
  • romeo: and this is crazy.
  • romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
  • romeo: so marry me maybe.
 
 
mishasminions:

THIS IS ALSO A LIST OF THINGS YOU DIDN’T APPRECIATE

mishasminions:

THIS IS ALSO A LIST OF THINGS YOU DIDN’T APPRECIATE

 
 
“you’re not a lady, you’re nothing but a sister!

“you’re not a lady, you’re nothing but a sister!

 
 
*british accent*

*british accent*